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双玄聊天群 天降虎帝 1039 2020-04-06 15:00:00

  {"body":[{"id":"44495787165978728","sort":"1","type":1,"role":"44495523830805064","content":"操,你说谁呢?!"},{"id":"44495788524944741","sort":"1025","type":1,"role":"44495523830805064","content":"再说一遍试试!"},{"id":"44495792551461771","sort":"2049","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"你不仅是个傻子,照旧个聋子!"},{"id":"44495796561223286","sort":"3073","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"我说这么清楚都听不见,你要你的耳朵有何用?"},{"id":"44495799530791605","sort":"4097","type":1,"role":"44495523830805064","content":"操!老子非揍死你不行?!"},{"id":"44495802483582634","sort":"5121","type":1,"role":"44495523830805064","content":"你人在哪?我现在就去找你!"},{"id":"44495804345859399","sort":"6145","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"我在双玄界,咋地?"},{"id":"44495806241680815","sort":"7169","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"你到是过来呀!"},{"id":"44495808389165101","sort":"8193","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"找不到路的小渣渣!"},{"id":"44495812667356540","sort":"9217","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"你俩能别吵吵了么?"},{"id":"44495814294748685","sort":"10241","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"吵得老子心烦。"},{"id":"44495818841366909","sort":"11265","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"这聊天群是在脑海里泛起的,聊天都是用语音的。"},{"id":"44495821810931413","sort":"12289","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"你们说了那么老半天,嘴巴不酸么?"},{"id":"44495828505043993","sort":"13313","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"老子都快被你们俩的声音和提示音烦死了!操!"},{"id":"44495843285774435","sort":"14337","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"TM的,你们能不能消停点?"},{"id":"44495845684910751","sort":"15361","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"你烦关我屁事?!"},{"id":"44495854543286690","sort":"16385","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"老子又不是圣贤,到现在都还不认识你们,老子和你们有什么关系?"},{"id":"44495856422335219","sort":"17409","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"闲的慌照旧咋地?"},{"id":"44495858855029972","sort":"18433","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"我预计,都不是一个界面的人,我就算想管也管不了,更况且我也不想管!"},{"id":"44495862596348216","sort":"19457","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"尔等,能奈我何?"},{"id":"44495864492177059","sort":"20481","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"行,算你和,老子骂死你去!操!"},{"id":"44495866102780145","sort":"21505","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"你奶奶的,别整天像一个从沙漠中走出来的雕像,数字界和字母界的二把手,好欠好?"},{"id":"44495867428182699","sort":"22529","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"能不能说人话?别在这汪汪汪的叫?很烦人的知不知道!"},{"id":"44495869307231778","sort":"23553","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"不外呢,我也谅解你,究竟你作为上帝造人的草稿,完美地错过了人的所有特征,汪汪叫这点我可以理解。"},{"id":"44495871203056036","sort":"24577","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"可你的左脸为什么要那么像鞋子,欠踩呢?"},{"id":"44495875498020826","sort":"25601","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"而你的右脸要又要那么像黄瓜,欠拍呢?"},{"id":"44495877377071889","sort":"26625","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"你是不是从小缺爱,长大缺钙,姥姥不疼,舅舅不爱?"},{"id":"44495880866734078","sort":"27649","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"你头顶上绿油油的你知不知道?绿的我都发慌了!"},{"id":"44495882477347536","sort":"28673","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"你怎么另有脸在这里呆下去呀!要是我,我早就想钻地缝了,真是没想到,你的脸居然那么厚。"},{"id":"44495885698574604","sort":"29697","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"你的脸是不是比墙还厚呀?我那尖锐的爪子居然穿不透!"},{"id":"44495887829282503","sort":"30721","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"我要是有你那么厚的脸皮,早就自尽咯!真是没见过如此恬不知耻之人!"},{"id":"44495889725107794","sort":"31745","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"说完了?"},{"id":"44495894003299364","sort":"32769","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"屁呀,我还没说完呢!你……"},{"id":"44495895613902158","sort":"33793","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"屁个鬼呀!"},{"id":"44495896956080171","sort":"34817","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"你TM是不是想吃屁?"},{"id":"44495900194083418","sort":"35841","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"想吃屁就早点和我说呀!"},{"id":"44495902593226651","sort":"36865","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"三弟那小子刚刚放了个屁,要不要我喂你?"},{"id":"44495904489052649","sort":"37889","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"他不久前还吃了红薯哟!"},{"id":"44495907961930796","sort":"38913","type":1,"role":"44495517388351347","content":"绝对管饱,管味道的,你信不信?"},{"id":"44495910126199798","sort":"39937","type":1,"role":"44495520072707117","content":"我信你个鬼!你个糟老头子坏得很!"},{"id":"44495917357186447","sort":"41985","type":1,"role":"44495523830805064","content":"不是,你们两个怼得这么带劲的么?"},{"id":"44495919504654745","sort":"43009","type":1,"role":"44495523830805064","content":"能不能别闹了?这都快怼了二十分钟了!"},{"id":"44495924353274750","sort":"44033","type":1,"role":"44495523830805064","content":"@虎帝@虎帝,你呀!就赶忙出来吧!"},{"id":"44495928111374222","sort":"45057","type":1,"role":"44495523830805064","content":"算我求你了还不成?我都快被他俩吵疯了!"},{"id":"44495935073916328","sort":"47105","type":1,"role":"44495523830805064","content":"我总算是尝到了那种脑袋里嗡嗡响,想要制止却没法的那种无奈感啊!"},{"id":"44495938580359380","sort":"48129","type":1,"role":"44495523830805064","content":"我操你祖宗的!"},{"id":"44495943412199646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