唐僧跟我男朋友一模一样

　　{"body":[{"id":"40708594273878016","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"其时，我见到唐僧，我震惊了！"},{"id":"40708594273878017","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"为什么？不要告诉我，他长得像你爸！"},{"id":"40709179177959424","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"不！是跟我男朋友一模一样。其时，我一愣了！脑子有十万个问号……似乎是满出来，甚至能将我埋成墓！"},{"id":"40709179177959425","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"你……你不会以为你男朋友也穿越了吧！"},{"id":"40709179177959426","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"可不就是！我其时，我跑已往，我抱住他，我亲吻了他！我说：“亲爱的！你怎么也来到这里？”"},{"id":"40709179177959427","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"我想，其时，唐僧的心情是灯泡亮了！照亮整个山洞是妥妥的！"},{"id":"40709179177959428","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"没错！别说他了，就是猪八戒，沙悟净都惊呆了！整个是雕像杵在那里！纯粹是部署！"},{"id":"40709464256413696","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"究竟它们都是昔人！你的行为，那绝对是惊世骇俗啊！"},{"id":"40709464256413697","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"可不就是啊！其时，唐僧都哭了！但听，他说：“完了！完了！我的初吻没了！”"},{"id":"40709618086707200","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"呃……这就哭了？满道他有一颗三岁的心？这性格跟你男朋友可差太多了！这下，你该意识到自己的错误了吧？！"},{"id":"40709757924802562","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"可不就是！其时，我挺尴尬的！那何止是汗如雨下，简直是瀑布横流！"},{"id":"40709757924802563","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"呃……那就解释呗！"},{"id":"40709954436333568","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"唉！越描越黑！是怎么都说不清楚！最后，搞得唐僧以为我性取向有问题！还一个劲责怪自己，说什么不应给我虎皮裙！因为这是误导！"},{"id":"40709954436333569","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"呃……这穿越也就算了！居然还到孙悟空的身体里！说出去，谁信？也就我这闺蜜了解你！"},{"id":"40710257214750720","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"不管怎样！他，唐僧也不能脱虎皮裙！我其时，我下意识，我以为是色狼！我就打了他！"},{"id":"40710997022867457","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"这应该是误会！因为他看到的是孙悟空，不是你苏菲亚！他不知到你其时，你是以女人的角度在反映！你应该致歉！"},{"id":"40711111376371712","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"没错！其时，我对唐僧说：“欠美意思！你不应有那行动，害我误会！”他连忙说：“呃……你我都是雄性！误会什么？再说了，我只是想纠正你！我不想你误以为你是女的！最后成娘娘腔！”我一听，我捏起拳头，我警告他！"},{"id":"40711289634291712","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"如果他的IQ,没变IP的话！他应该识趣！"},{"id":"40711289634291713","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"算是暂时平静了吧！之后，他们说我身上有异味，还建议我到四周的溪洗澡！我其时，我很为难？这是男儿身，可我照旧女儿的心啊！"},{"id":"40711289634291714","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"嗯！能理解！究竟是以女人的视角看到孙悟空的身体！欠美意思，很正常！"},{"id":"40711289634291715","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"没错！当我脱下虎皮裙！我整小我私家都欠好了！那脸啊！是热得像火灾现场，感受得打一一九！"},{"id":"40711926346416128","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"这需要一个历程适应！"},{"id":"40711926346416129","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"是啊！那心情，就像炒菜似的！那盐啊！辣椒啊！花椒啊！醋啊……是一通地猛下！别提那滋味有多神奇了！简直让人受不了！"},{"id":"40711926346416130","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"没事的！以后，习惯成自然，也就好了！"},{"id":"40711926346416131","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"确实！不外，其时，我真的是别扭！所以我决定，我要速战速决！我两分钟内我就搞定了！在我泛起的时候，我听到猪八戒说：“猴哥！这么快？你不会是脱下裙子，又穿上吧！”"},{"id":"40711926346416132","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"啊！你说的是真的吗？这简直是破天荒啊！我记得，你洗澡至少半小时！多则，一小时！"},{"id":"40711926346416133","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"虽然是真的！其时，唐僧还叫我再洗洗！我说：“还洗啊！你这是要我扒皮吗？！”唐僧连忙说：“呃……我这是敬服你毛发，怕它们干枯开叉！”“这……这你就不用费心了！”“既然这样！我们出发呗！”"},{"id":"40711926346416134","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"40673638860962113","content":"看来！他们都敬畏孙悟空啊！"},{"id":"40711926346416135","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"40673583311588973","content":"只要我凶一点！它们就像老鼠见到猫！还真不敢放肆！之后，我们继续西行了！"}],"sentencecount":29}